scene: Chris' room in EC. Janet sits at Chris' computer while Chris feebly attempts to teach Janet how to play some crazy sniper computer game. Janet: i dont get it. who am i? where am i shooting? what's going on? Chris: you have to press these buttons to shoot, these to move, these to hide Ja

when i first saw chris, i was behind bars. literally. i tried to squeeze my way past my bigger sisters to get chris & esther's attention. good thing it worked! i think they picked me b/c i was the smallest and cleanest. little did they know that i'd turn out to be a monster of a poodle...and tha